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Kamis, 09 Desember 2010

seri android di kemudian hari

Android 2.3 (Gingerbread)
Release Date: Fall 2011
Features:
-WebM video playback support
-Full UI refresh
-Bluetooth voice commands
-Broader video codec support





Android 2.4 (Häagen-Dazs)
Release Date: Summer 2012
Features:
-Auto-tuned voice calls
-Built-in Twitter client automatically follows Drunk Hulk
-Fart ringtones standard
-Runs iPhone apps



Android 2.5 (Ice Cream)
Release Date: Winter 2013
Features:
-Automatic privacy screen when browsing pornography
-Valid form of ID in continental US and parts of EU
-Native CueCat support
-Calls your mother on her birthday




Android 2.6 (Jellybean)
Release Date: Spring 2014
Features:
-Phone numbers replaced by targeted ads
-Automatically screens calls based on other party's attractiveness
-Emits powerful Nordic pheromones
-Vibration mode causes spontaneous conception
Android 2.7 (Krispy Kreme)

Release Date: Summer/Fall 2015
Features:
-Charges via self-righteousness from not owning an iPhone
-Speaker automatically blasts Sade when in vicinity of love-making
-Transforms into an actual android
-Divides by zero

Android 3.0 (Lollipops)
Release Date: Spring/Summer 2016

2 komentar:

Aldo mengatakan...

Seri yg baru bsuak ma..
android Martabak..
hahaha..
Gamabar nyo.. ado martabak..

andre bunk mengatakan...

hahahaha,, bko tu mah,,, baru sampai huruf 'L',, huruf 'M' lamo lai,, sabar gan,,

hahha